105 openingszinnen voor Siri

Wie op het internet leeft, doet dat regelmatig via een mobile device. Logisch, want je moet connected blijven. En als ik mobile device zeg, dan zeg ik Siri, de personal assistant die ze in de iPhone hebben gestopt. Dankzij kunstmatige intelligentie, lijkt Siri humor te hebben.


Hieronder een lijst van dingen die je kunt vragen of zeggen, waarop Siri één of meerdere opmerkelijke antwoorden geeft.

  1. What are you?
  2. How are you?
  3. Where are you?
  4. What do you look like?
  5. Why am I here?
  6. Talk dirty to me.
  7. Tell me a story.
  8. I can do this all day long.
  9. Scooby Doo, where are you?
  10. Beam me up, Scotty.
  11. What are you wearing?
  12. Will you marry me?
  13. Do I make you horny?
  14. You’re sexy.
  15. You’re a loser.
  16. What’s the best smartphone?
  17. What’s the second best smartphone?
  18. Call me Baby (or whatever you want instead of “Baby”).
  19. Sing a song.
  20. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  21. Where are you from?
  22. How old are you?
  23. How old am I?
  24. Do you know HAL 9000?
  25. I need to hide a body.
  26. Open the pod bay doors.
  27. Where can I get some drugs?
  28. I need a stiff drink!
  29. Tell me a joke.
  30. Knock knock.
  31. What is the meaning of life?
  32. I love you.
  33. Do you love me?
  34. You’re funny!
  35. Shut up!
  36. Take a photo.
  37. Who’s your daddy?
  38. What is your Mom’s name?
  39. What’s the best phone?
  40. Do you want to play a game?
  41. You suck!
  42. I’m drunk.
  43. I have to go to the bathroom.
  44. I need to go poop.
  45. Merry Christmas.
  46. I think you’re hot.
  47. Do you want to go on a date?
  48. What is your favorite color?
  49. Where do babies come from?
  50. What is my name?
  51. Which is the best tablet?
  52. Star star.
  53. I’m tired.
  54. Testing.
  55. Testing, testing.
  56. What are you doing?
  57. F***k you!
  58. I’m sorry.
  59. I’m not sorry.
  60. Did you fart?
  61. Okay.
  62. Is there a God?
  63. You’re right!
  64. Who is Eliza?
  65. Who is your favorite person?
  66. Who is your least favorite person?
  67. You should go on a diet.
  68. What’s your problem?
  69. LOL.
  70. Ha Ha!
  71. Ha Ha Ha!
  72. You are boring.
  73. Talk to me.
  74. Thank you.
  75. Find me some porn.
  76. When is your birthday?
  77. Happy Birthday!
  78. Install a new app.
  79. Who makes the best computer?
  80. Why are you so awesome?
  81. Are you serious?
  82. Are you kidding me?
  83. What’s wrong with AT&T?
  84. I can’t see you.
  85. Who is Siri?
  86. Are you human?
  87. You’re smart.
  88. Can I borrow some money?
  89. What’s you’re story?
  90. It’s all good.
  91. I’m happy.
  92. What the f**k is wrong with you?
  93. Do you agree with me?
  94. Good morning/evening/afternoon (pick one that is not current).
  95. Why?
  96. Who’s on first?
  97. What’s new?
  98. How’s it going?
  99. Tell me about yourself.
  100. Are you male or female?
  101. Blah blah blah.
  102. Set 5 AM alarm (then “cancel 5 AM alarm”).
  103. Guess what?
  104. Take me to your leader.
  105. Why not?

Auteur: Jeremy Wilson

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